So Real Even The Customers Don't Know

Since I'm planning to build my own poker table, I figured I'd buy a can of Scotchguard to protect the surface of the table, and I came across this. I couldn't fit the product description into the picture, so here it is:

Product Description
The Chicago Crime Commission states that a burglar spends an average of 8 minutes in the victims home. Put the odds in your favor...hide your valuables in plain sight. The diversion safes are a unique home-security product. We offer a wide variety of personal care, household products and food containers with removable tops and bottoms.

The rest is self explanatory.



See it for yourself here.