Must Have for Hardcore Zelda Fans

Die hard Zelda fans need to buy this HERO PACK for the Nintendo Wii. Just attach the plastic shield and sword onto your Wii remote and nunchuck, then you're ready to slay some monsters! Makes the game 10x more fun, guaranteed or your money back. OK I don't know about that guarantee but this looks like a highly efficient way of using the earth's resources, and I'd really like one for Christmas.