Skip Work, Have Sex

This article was recently brought to my attention. Apparently, the Russian government is encouraging people to skip work on Wednesdays, and instead stay home to make babies in order to help boost Russia's low birth rate. Not only that, but they are giving away PRIZES, such as cars and apartments, to couples that give birth on certain days. Talk about a sweet deal. I think it's time to pack my bags and move to Russia.

The obvious solution here is to import several large Mexican families. A couple of years down the road, low birth rate will be the least of their problems. Cough, WELFARE, cough.